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The Rise of Useless AI

Fired my AI agent last week. "Bang!" Not because it was evil or trying to take over my computer. I fired it because it was useless. Not world-ending useless. Us…

10 AI Tools Nobody Asked For

Every week another AI tool launches with a big promise. Some fix a real problem. Some fix a problem you didn't know you had. And a few just sit there being conf…

Why Does Everything Need AI Now?

Your toothbrush doesn't need a neural network. Neither does your toaster. We would know — we made the toaster.